No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 9, 2021

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Hande

(from Persian خنده, meaning laugh, or laughter) is a very beautiful feminine Turkish given name.

Hande means laugh and this person tends to laugh a lot by bringing happiness to the people around.

It is also the most determined person around, hard worker and passionate.

Hande is the perfect woman in the world.

by Alingoo November 23, 2021

Hands

A way of someone saying they are skilled in fighting, usually boxing. They can say it in multiple ways, but all means the same. They will beat you in a fight.

"Yo, fight me right now."

"You sure? I got hands!"

"Nevermind."

by nhsss December 27, 2023

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023