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John Cena

Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
by hola nino September 24, 2021
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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
by Pscho beech December 11, 2023
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john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
by busstex69 October 17, 2023
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John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*
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John Qusack

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.
by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018
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Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
that guy is so Dylan john price
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
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Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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