Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

out of town syndrome

This refers to the phenomenon of the behavior of young single women on vacation. Due to the fact that they are away from familiar people they become generally more impulsive and specifically much more sexually permissive than they otherwise would be. This phenomenon can often be observed on cruise ships as well as any vacation spots that are popular for young single people. As the end of a young woman's vacation or trip nears, the more acute the syndrome becomes.

Guy 1: These girls are crazy man! They're taking their tops off in the club and one of them just gave me a blow job in the bathroom. I've never picked up women so easily before. They must be nuts!!!

Guy 2: No man, they just have out of town syndrome.

by Billy1980 July 13, 2010

Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

Mississippi Pissy Syndrome

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.

“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”

“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent

by JinxReplica January 28, 2019

Retarded Whale Syndrome

A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.

Ha look at that dude he has retarded whale syndrome he has massive lips.

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 May 31, 2016

Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

by C1pt5n A6es3me May 4, 2015