John

He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt

John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more
Ayoo your being John

Damn why you so John

I like men I’m a John

I suck a mean cock ima John
by Mymameiscockadoo November 23, 2021
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A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.
OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.
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John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
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John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me
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Oof plays a lot of football
Wow John is on the field.
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A man who pays for sex is a "John"
That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.
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A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.
John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.
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