You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

WHATS POPPIN SQUAD FAM?

A nice greeting to greet someone after seeing them

"HEY, WHATS POPPIN SQUAD FAM?"

by Backpack-Kid November 8, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

What is something that I don't have?

Love

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE

by YongieSon November 13, 2019

What?

A word of disbelief.

What?! You never played Tuber Simulator?

by Sph3r1cal November 14, 2019

what-

When someone types something so random, you just gave up understanding what it means

Guy 1: and a half a year later this season he has to have him in a few minutes he has a lot more to sleep, is that a good thing?

Guy two: what-

by I’m a mess November 19, 2019

What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison

1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other

1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)

by JennyBea November 19, 2019