Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)

Daddy poop when?

by UwU:v January 16, 2018

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop

The funniest thing on the internet

Poop funny

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

poop fire

the perfect 2020 definition

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire

by imbabyflow October 2, 2020

Poop Factory

Poop Factory: a facility in which poop is manufactured, often, the facility is very loose butthole and the poop is mass produced at a high rate. The phrase poop factory is often used to describe a person who seems like the only content they can produce and put into the world is poop (see Stephan A. Smith from ESPN as an example).

Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith

Watching Stephen A. Smith arguing with Joe Rogan about the Conor Mcgregor and Donald Cerrone fight, made me realize Stephen A. Smith is a poop factory.

by twitch.tv/mindabyss July 19, 2020

poop

the stuff that comes out of ur butt

oh no i pooped m pants

by anonymous April 26, 2022