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Your mom

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?
by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021
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your mom

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021
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Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010
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Your mom

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-
Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl
by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022
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luthers mom

A very thicc woman of great renowned.
luthers mom is kind of thicc.
by Doodlebob-san January 31, 2022
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your mom

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.
Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015
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ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom
ur mom is very fucking hot
by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021
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