Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

pornstar slut penis munching arby's

I see her! she is back! she is a GAY ARSONIST!

ew thats her! the pornstar slut penis munching arby's is sleazy af!

by slagseattits January 6, 2019

Does kyler have a small penis

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong

Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

by Patriot44368 April 18, 2021

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by sillycat13 May 31, 2023

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt

Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.

BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013