Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

Trek of the hands

When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint

Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now

by BaterBorn December 18, 2020

Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.

Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands

by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017