A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends
The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.
To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.
To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
by LePost James May 10, 2023

by gigawawa July 24, 2016

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*
Travis Scott: gang gang.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*
Travis Scott: gang gang.
by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.
Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.
I said no
If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!
King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome
I said no
If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!
King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome
by Breath God September 8, 2021

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.
by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021


by RamCharan November 23, 2020
