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Ocean King Theorem

Cambridge International Education IGCSE First Language English exams always tend to have something in common. There will always be an 'implicit meaning' point of something attempting to be funny but the students never find it amusing, which is why they usually lose points in those points. This conundrum is usually referred to as the 'Ocean King Theorem' due to it being always referenced to a past exam that had a man supposed to be funny known as the Ocean King.
That exam we just did had an Ocean King Theorem ass joke. Whoever wrote this test needs better humor, I never knew a Bengal tiger was meant to be funny.
by marcelorhvp May 10, 2024
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SSRI King

a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
We fucked for hours and he never came—he’s a true SSRI King.
by WyattSarsaparilla May 12, 2024
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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king's gambit

A gambit where you sack your king.
Person 1:Dude you can't take my rook with your king, it's protected by the queen
Person 2:Bro it's king's gambit, how do you not know that
by zappity May 20, 2024
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Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.
You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”
by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024
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Skibidi Rizz King

by That1Viggen May 27, 2024
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My glorious king Goku

Goku…boy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT
Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck
by GokusDarDar February 13, 2024
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