A lazo hoe is a lazy slut that lays on her back and takes any dick she can get, including her cousins. She is a dead fuck unless she's bent over taking it in the ass. The skank would fuck anyone who calls her pretty and spends 5 minutes with her because she's an old broken krusty cum rag. A lazo hoe will buy any dude she's with new cars, houses and finance their lives just to keep them and feel loved.
That bitch bought me a jeep and I'm going to take her for everything. When I'm done she's going to wish she wasn't such a lazo hoe
by vrcoon January 24, 2023
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Get the Hoe mug.An emotionally unavailable male who doesn’t believe in commitment to one female; so instead he decides to stick his dick in many females from California to New York.
Girl 1: Hey do you know Jay? Because I’m dating him.
Girl 2: Really ? But I’m dating him too?
Both girls: Ugh; Jay is such a hoe.
Girl 2: Really ? But I’m dating him too?
Both girls: Ugh; Jay is such a hoe.
by Gorjesss February 1, 2023
Get the Hoe mug.Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes
I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
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