Wash Ya Bowl

Lazy person that doesn't pick up after themselves.

Stop being lazy and Wash Ya Bowl!

by Mad working momma May 4, 2022

a..soup..bowl

a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)

"hey do you know a..soup..bowl on tiktok?" "Yeah, they freaked out talking to me"

by Fatherless_southpark_fan May 17, 2022

Jinbiles (Jin bowls)

Too much Jin makes my bowls rattle

Too much Jin equals jinbiles

Man 1: man here is my Jin!!!

Man 2: don’t get the jinbiles (Jin Bowls)

by Coolespeopleever June 6, 2022

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022

Alabama Mixing Bowl

An incestuous full fluid bukkake.

I had an alabama mixing bowl last night. It was great!

by Alamaba man July 29, 2022

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022