Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.

John Peters is a verry cool guy

by Jude the dude June 5, 2025

john snow

A person who literally knows nothing.

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.

by donaldrump November 15, 2016

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

by Persons31j February 13, 2019

John Ray

Keep away from children. AA

Damn Thats, John Ray.!.??!

by Bobsuckedmypenis January 24, 2022

John 3:16

John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Jesus loves you! :)

If you are wondering if God loves you, look at what John 3:16 says! The Lord God loves you!

by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025