poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Dusted and Pooped

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.

Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 24, 2022

Loose-poop

(verb) to poop watery poop from diarrhea

(noun) the matter from diarrhea

If a person eats spoiled food they may loose-poop a lot.

I ate some old food and put a lot of loose-poop in the toilet last night.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) September 12, 2022

Poop soup

Derived from the late Latin word Diarrhoea.

An uncontrollable flow of waste from one’s bumhole; usually a result of an irritant of some kind, or a bowel disorder.

“I don’t feel good, I’ve had poop soup all day 🤢.”

“That sushi gave me the poop soup, why won’t it stop!?”

“HURRY UP! I HAVE POOP SOUP AND AM ABOUT TO SERVE DINNER IF YOU DONT LET ME USE THAT TOILET!!”

by Ginger Jesus et January 26, 2020