Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020

Oy fuck off

Typically used by young American teenagers playing fortnite yelling at their moms

Mom: jimmy I told you not to play with those idiot's

Jimmy: shutup

Mom: don't you fucking dare say that to me!!!!!
Jimmy: OY FUCK OFF!!!!!!

by White DUMBASS November 28, 2020

Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

Off my chops

A phrase that describes the state of being heavily intoxicated by drugs or alcohol

Garry: Did you enjoy the club last night?
Fintan: I can’t remember man, I took a lot of MD and I was off my chops

by Sexypaolosopranidude November 1, 2020

Jack Off January

Jack off every day of the month. This can also be done with the homies

"Are you participating in Jack Off January"
"Yeah"
"Wanna do it together"
"Na Bro, That's gay!"

by Bataling November 3, 2020

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021