Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet

Omg where am I... *post on private story “great news!”

by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019

New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023

New Yrs Res

New Year's Resolutions

New Yrs Res may include
Prosperity
Dexterity
Notoriety
Sobriety

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.

The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.

by Green Ugly April 13, 2023

New Jazz

a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.

Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!

by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023

New Seabs

A nickname for the most premium country club located in Mashpee Massachusetts

The staff at the athletic center in new seabs are amazing.

by anonymous blushi viewer July 15, 2025