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John

John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
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Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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John

John
Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good
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Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024
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John

michael's semen drinking lover
hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
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