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Texas Red-Eye

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
by MFresh May 17, 2008
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Marlboro Red

hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded
chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
by shortkid69 January 9, 2010
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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August Burns Red

August Burns Red is a metalcore band founded in Pennsylvania in 2003. they get their name from one of the band names' ex's, august, threatening to burn his dog, red.
currently have 2 full lengths out and one ep.
Looks Fragile After All- 2004
Thrill Seeker- 2005
Messengers- 2007

a lot of their lyrics are mainly christian, and their playing style is mainly technical, with a lot of breakdowns during songs.
vocals are mostly growls and screams, along with a few clean singing. sorta hard to understand really.
barbarian is my fave august burns red song :

www.myspace.com/augustburnsred
by tom` November 4, 2007
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Hooker Red Lipstick

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.
"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!
by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006
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Dirty Red

It’s the Parkway football mentality and lifestyle. It stands for the grit and toughness that the team and even the community of SOBO has. It’s a lifestyle that everyone cannot live.
Dirty Red!!!!!
by SÖlÔ November 23, 2021
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chewed up big red

euphemism for vagina. specifically the clitoral region.
Girl, your vagina looks like chewed up Big Red.
by me November 17, 2004
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