John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

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john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

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John Rana

A sexy beast who plays karuta

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."

by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022

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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

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Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

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A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.

John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.

by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021

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