my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse

Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"

by Drowy757 November 13, 2010

My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

lick my pouch

kind of like lick my scrotum , was related as an australian pleasantry, referring to marsupials, i would guess

those poms can lick my pouch

by butthead April 2, 2008

Mop my slop

A term used to describe oral sex.

I cannot wait for Susan to mop my slop this weekend.

She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.

by mdfizzle March 12, 2009

Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Ring My Doorbell

Another way of saying: Touch my ding dong.

Made famous by the White Stripes song, "My Doorbell."

"I'm thinking about my doorbell. When you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?"
-White Stripes

Hannah came over to my house and rang my doorbell...she knows how to ring my doorbell and get it rung right.

by Likeseafarerslovestars September 22, 2014