A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.
by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
by MyTerror December 10, 2019

by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
by The_Deacon June 29, 2024
