Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.

"Yall niggas be Second hand smooching

by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019

oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!

Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud

by Bamafan December 19, 2013