X dog whistle

This is some obscure way ex-partners have to bring their former lover back to them.

Tommy was fine until Shelia pulled out her X dog whistle!

by I, Wreckerrr March 14, 2021

like a dog

someone that has dogged you/someone else.

someone: I think I'm the greatest... blah, blah, blah...
you: like a dog!...like a dog!

by Public Hero haha June 8, 2003

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit

hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo

by craig newall November 5, 2005

Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.

"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."

by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014

Spanish Hot Dog

To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation

Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run

by Keef70 October 1, 2015