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International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands
Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !
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second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy
Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.
by aep90 September 10, 2020
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 8, 2015
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One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.
This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
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hand pie

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.
She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.
by 33anathird November 30, 2020
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Rock n' Roll Hand Sign

It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.
"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
by Camoes June 19, 2023
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