Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Eye rolling

Rolling your eyes

Dad: go wash dishes

Kid: ughh 🙄🙄🙄ok (eye rolling)

by BIGDICKNIAH April 25, 2021

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 21, 2020

Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

Rusty Eye

A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned

The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye

Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye

Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"

by baliebox4916 July 24, 2021

Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

by TimGee250 February 13, 2013

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009