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Sloppy hand

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.
Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?
by Alexthecuteasscat.7777 July 20, 2023
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second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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viper hand strike

A jabbing motion with the hand, similar to that "you're fired" thing Trump does on his show, but way more bad ass and sexy. Often performed repeatedly with alternating hands when the person is really excited about something. Perfected by Megan.
At the Harry Potter premier, Megan was doing that viper hand strike like mad! She was goin' crazy because HP is the shit, man!
by P. R. December 9, 2008
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the heat hand-off

when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.
Haha I totally got Stephenie with the heat hand-off!
by swedz12 December 9, 2010
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hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket
by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017
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hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.
Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!
by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018
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jersey hand

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.
by themattblackshow October 31, 2017
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