The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer

The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.

by vixeyg May 17, 2011

New Destiny

The best runescape clan out there that owns all the bitches in wars. AKA: ND.

New Destiny k0ed me in the war. Then I went back and they k0ed me again.

by Ace_Reborn May 21, 2011

kixin it new skool

new way of kixin it. it normally consists of hangin out with the cool kidz keepin it real n whatever they happen to be doin at the time normally smokin bud or drinkin drank just chillin out sittin around

man what u gon be doin after work?
shit just chillin kixin it new skool keepin it real with the cool kidz ya dig

dude: aight man u sit there n be cool n kick it new skool n shit while i keep it old skool.

by stlboiralph May 23, 2011

News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.

(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"

by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011

newty news

Newport cigarettes

Can I have a newty news?

by Slizzy Slang Dizaddy November 2, 2010

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.

Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.

by bxmith June 14, 2010