John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
That dude is such a John.
by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023
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John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.
Oh yes John 🥵
by Daddy Swedosh December 02, 2019
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John

Is that John? I just know he fucks
by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023
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John

I very very silly wabit
No John silly wabit!
by Kckckckd347 October 26, 2018
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John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny
John watches too many memes on facebook
by somone? May 29, 2020
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John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier
John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something
by Johhhnnnn March 09, 2022
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John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 11, 2022
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