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He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
John Has A HUGE cock.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.
If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!
by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023
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John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star
John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things
by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020
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john moose

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018
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john mackenroe

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.
by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023
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John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.
by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020
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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
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