Stunt Cum 

As defined by comedian Robert Shimmel, stunt cum is the fake appearing cum that you see in most porno's, making it look like the male star is shooting off like a sprinkler!

Man, did you see that stunt cum on that stud? Yeah, he wishes he had that much spunk!

Stunt Cum by Super-horny Chic November 8, 2005

butt cum 

Blowing your load on her bum.

butt cum by M.R. July 13, 2003

The-False-Cum 

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!

She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"

The-False-Cum by Yayo June 25, 2004

Fire Cum 

when a mans sperm is blown into the eye of a male or female and a burning sensation occurs in the eye

i think i have a bad case of fire cum on my hands

Fire Cum by nate brookens February 17, 2008

poopy cum special

Made popular by the internet flash movies known as the Barney Bunch. A poopy cum special involves eating shit mixed with cum. Pretty self explanatory.

That was the tastiest poopy cum special ever.

poopy cum special by the dooood guy March 27, 2008

Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon

She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon

Red Cum Dragon by Troy April 23, 2003

Pineapple Cum 

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

Pineapple Cum by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008