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John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.
John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.
by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021
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John

John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”

Response “Hi!”
by WildThoughtGirl November 22, 2021
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John Carlos

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.
by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021
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John Rafael

You're so John Rafael it hurts.
by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
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john mikko

A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.
John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.
by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021
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John

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.
Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.
by LargeBowlOfRamen November 23, 2021
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John Paul

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by Dave Quita November 23, 2021
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