can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

Gary Loves You

Gary is a normal human, just like you and me, and he loves you.

Gary loves you.

by OwTheEdte06@ February 21, 2023

Fuck You Al

"Fuck You AL" is a phrase you would use in UNO™ when an "AI" or "AL" plus 4's or plus 2's you during a match.

Topher: *plays UNO*
AI Dusty: *Lays down a plus 4*
Topher: Fuck you Al*

by mogus funny February 15, 2022

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021

You Are my Purple

You are my purple can be defined as The person you can trust with all your heart. T he one you'll never let go, that somebody that you love and will never leave them. someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there.

You are my Purple BW

by I am so sorry June 10, 2023

Yet here you are

1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.

2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life

1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same

Host: Yet here you are

2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are

by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022