Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE
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