shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

penis in your mouth

The words penis in your mouth is when you have a “one inch wonder” in you mouth.

I’m going to put my penis in your mouth tonight.

by By the person behind you. June 30, 2018

Upside down bowling pin penis

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021

National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

penis buck buck chicken egg

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*

hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited

by buckbuckchickenegg16 November 9, 2020

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023