sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017

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Life

Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.

If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.

by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021

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pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.

Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.

by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023

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