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John

A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!
by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018
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John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother
Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around
by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.
by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021
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The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.
" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "
by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015
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John Drillinger

A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
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