Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.

I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.

by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual

liltheestallion is a bisexual john

by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

John

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

John O Sullivan

Licks tommys hole daily

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj

by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021