Left Me Open

Her words after you dick her down and leave her ass gaping.

Last night he hit my ass and left me open.

He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

make me fall

A way better way of saying "spill the tea"

Girl 1: I have some major gossip
Girl 2: OML make me fall

by CheC138940 April 8, 2019

throw me a one

"Throw me a one" means someone wants to fist fight you 1 on 1.

"Oh, you wanna talk behind my back? Okay, bet, throw me a one."

by itzbrizzy May 1, 2018

Chalk Me Up

Basically a way to say your down to do something, or participate in something. You can also chalk yourself up as not down to do something. Imagine someone tallying up yes's & no's, and you're chalking yourself up for one or the other.

Kristoff: "So is Sangria Night still happening or what?"
Meghan: "Pssh, the fuck if I know, you're the one bitching about being hungover still, pansy."
Kristoff: "Hey now relax. Chalk me up for Sangria Night."
Meghan: "That's the spirit."

by WarrenBluffett72 March 14, 2018

talking me out

talking way to much or saying stupied shit

yo my math teacher be talking me out

by prettyboi scrimp July 9, 2016

Abuse me daddy

1. When one fucks you so hard it's practically abuse.

2. When one fucks you so hard your pussy bleeds

Fucking abuse message daddy.
Put your dick in me till I bleed, abuse me daddy.

by Imgonnamakeyoudaddy January 2, 2017

tag me in that photograph

The facebook-inspired phrase for when you like something. A lot. If it were a photo, you'd want to be all over that.

Hey gurl, I just got tickets to see Jay-Z and Kanye West.

Gurl, tag me in that photograph!

by dariababygurl October 21, 2011