folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

fart magazine

A magazine with fate noises in it

O I’ve always wanted to have a fart magazine to know what kind of fart noises their are

by Dakota dd January 14, 2018

fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels

i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

Lil fart

Lil farts very smart but evil lil farts

You’re a lil fart

by Awesomeguy20032004 January 2, 2020

Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!

Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you

by littlebum January 10, 2020

fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

fart

<a stinky odor.>

I fart in your face.
What??

by ASDYGH April 9, 2020