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J Hole

A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.
Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.
by crazydudeeeeeeeee December 18, 2020
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bootie hole

This is a slang term used mainly between gay or gay-friendly people. It refers to the asshole or anus which is located between a human's buttocks (i.e. ass, bootie). Thus we get bootie hole, or the hole in your bootie. The use of this term implies that both the person speaking it and the other person in the conversation are reasonably knowledgeable and accepting concerning anal sex. So it is best to confine your use of this term to gay tolerant locations such as gay bars where gay identification will not earn you a punch in the face. Straight acting males may pretend to be puzzled.
Sexual invitation: You wanna play with my bootie hole? Semi Straight Guy Replies: No homo, man! I don't do shit like that! But later in the evening the Semi Straight Guy may reply: Man, do I really look that gay? And at closing time you might hear: Your place or mine? from the very same dude. Between out and out gay people, one person might say: Don't be fooled by the steel toed boots on that whore. I bet that sluts's bootie hole is bigger than a three-car garage. The queen on the next bar stool might reply: I've heard you can park a semi trailer in there.
by Uncle Herbie January 24, 2011
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hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?
by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017
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Dusty Hole

When you love ass play but you've been single a long time, you have a...
I haven't been touched in so long I have a dusty hole
by MigDaBull December 4, 2020
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Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity
by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018
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freak-hole

The deepest, darkest, most unfathomable unspeakable underbelly of human depravity. I.e. where memes come from.
Dude, I’m pretty sure all these memes came from someone’s freak-hole.
by A4chan November 15, 2019
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gucci hole

by luhpucci December 23, 2022
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