by opalescqnt December 09, 2018
dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008
A term in Hebrew which is used to clarify to someone that he is awkwardly not up to date, it also suggests that that someone has no friends whatsoever. It is accompanied by a patronizing look on the face of the one who says it.
by Zedsdead August 02, 2005
A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.
Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”
by MathPlus June 25, 2018
guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
by SauceQuest31 January 03, 2023
You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.
"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009