urban cockroach

An inbred weird lookin two plus two not knowin queer, weirdly associated with every race ever.

That urban cockroach doesn't know the first thing about a Chevy.

by GrittnSpit143 December 6, 2017

Urban dictionary

The best website with humor

Person 1 what urban dictionary

Person 2 the best website with humor

by Urban good August 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary

BRO YOUR USING IT RIGHT NOW GOOFY AHH LOOKING AHH. I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO USE THIS WORD BRO LESGOOOOOOOOOOO

bob: bro read urban dictionary
joe: ok.

by pepsigod October 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Dictionary voted on by completely random people with several incorrect definitions and words

You should use the urban dictionary it’s great 👌

by sadbish March 2, 2019

Urbanized

A term thats Urbanized is a term that has been transformed into a similiar definition that can misguide people about it's actuall definition. This mostly happens in a debate

Person 1: "Dude no, it means <defintion>"
Person 2: "No, where did you get that"
Person 1: "Urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Oh, you have been using Urbanized definition, bruh"

by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

You are reading right now, dummy.

person 1: what's "urban dictionary"?
person 2: uncultured swine.

by bobthemango January 20, 2019

urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021