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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
mugGet the poop ghostmug.

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018
mugGet the poop slap betmug.

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity
David gave me a poop hoover last night
by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024
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Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy
"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Poop

P: Presentable
O: outstanding
O: outsider

P: person
It represents a person , which a person can be called poop.
by Deigo24 August 14, 2020
mugGet the Poopmug.

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty
I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again
by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024
mugGet the poop napmug.

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