Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

Whispering Eye

A passageway leading into the female reproductive system; vagina

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.

by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009

eye of the traceur

The Way That One's Sense Of Sight Changes From Parkour And Freerunning

The freerunner has the eye of the traceur

by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

Wobbly Eye

lazy eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024