by toiletroll_troll February 5, 2020
Get the Rat King mug.Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.
People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)
if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it
by Snarly May 29, 2008
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Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023
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