Top you off

That odd circumstance when the waitress ask if she can top you off and you both just look at eachother with enchanted eyes. She then proceeds to take her top off and give that slip brain.

Top you off - “Yes son, I met your mom when she was waitressing at doc’s. She was filling up my water and asked if could top me off, I of course said yes and the rest is history.”

by Kyler keeps on April 8, 2022

Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.

When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."

by D. Y. Vetz September 29, 2020

Are you dumb for searching this?

Yes. Yes you are

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down

by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019

You hate to see it

Phrase used in response to an unfortunate situation, usually involving someone who’s down bad

“Yeah Casey said she can’t hang out on Friday”

“Damn bro you hate to see it”

by Georgethegangster November 22, 2021

I Love You

(Your probably here because your a hopeless romantic)

The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.

Boy: I love you...

Girl: No.

by ren_. April 3, 2023

Fuck You Al

"Fuck You AL" is a phrase you would use in UNO™ when an "AI" or "AL" plus 4's or plus 2's you during a match.

Topher: *plays UNO*
AI Dusty: *Lays down a plus 4*
Topher: Fuck you Al*

by mogus funny February 15, 2022

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021