King Dedede

A Fat Useless Slob

A Lardo

Zion: "That guy is such a king dedede"
Alexander: "ong bro"

by Anon827372 December 28, 2025

Simp King

A man who really isn’t a king but instead a man with no spine and doesn’t know how to stand up for himself.

Ken Urker is a total simp king because he is still with GRB who is a psychopath.

by Lovelydayitis December 28, 2025

Doodoo King

Anyone who blasts the most savage, vile, titanic pile of dookie into the toilet, so vicious it forces everyone within range of its smell to bow down (mostly in a failed attempt to avoid the Stench).

I never should have let Alex eat so much broccoli, now he's the Doodoo King!

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

King of Rogs

King of Rogs is a professional bum restreamer from New Zealand and troll of LowTierGod.

Shoutout to King of Rogs!

by dxrkmde January 5, 2026

My king Lebron

To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,

people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.

Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!

by Lebronlover23bronnyisacutie April 5, 2024

Bondi King

When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.

I am now the Bondi King and now am better than you.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

The Feminist King

literally me

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024