Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
Get the Couldn't give a muskrat's left nutmug. Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021
Get the Getting your nuts out of the pondmug. by Lolo 26 July 30, 2022
Get the Let my nuts hangmug. gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather
do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
by calan123 April 27, 2010
Get the leather cludded do-nut punchermug. by Jimbob March 12, 2003
Get the let your nuts hang outmug. you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
Get the dirty monkey nut sperm surprisemug. by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020
Get the man who will eat his own nutsmug.