Heh, deez nuts in yo face

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

by commitpp January 18, 2022

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

Let my nuts hang

Means to shoot your gun and let the bullets fall where they fall.

When I bang, I let my nuts hang

by Lolo 26 July 30, 2022

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

let your nuts hang out

To show off in front of hot girls.

In our baseball game i'm gonna let my nuts hang out.

by Jimbob March 12, 2003

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020